eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) School Reunion by kumiko_ga)
There are (still) female Time Lords!

I forgot to take a screencap, but I was on weather.com, seeing how much longer we can expect it to keep on chucking it down today (forever, basically, they weren't kidding about the late season surge and rain is parked over us), and saw this:

Tropical Storm Gabrielle Regenerates Overnight

So there, question answered. And she's even an oncoming storm, because the next headline was that she's stronger than estimated.
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) School Reunion by kumiko_ga)
Here it be, KK! *glomps*

Title: Sentient Swimmers
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: The crack herein should make it clear it's not mine. Then again....
Characters: The Doctor, human female
Word Count: ~400
Summary: Swimming in the current is a great substitute for running... and during lovemaking that's exactly what happens with the Doctor.
Author's Notes: I forgot write down how I got this idea when I was in the [livejournal.com profile] bad_wolf_rising chatroom last December, but apparently it was pretty funny then and I hope it still is now! If you were in chat on Dec. 8, 2012, you may recognize a few lines.... and I might be supposed to blame you for this. ;) Crack, snort warning, and/or choking hazard advisories may apply.
If you enjoy this and Doctor/Rose, I recommend [livejournal.com profile] kelkat9's story The Oncoming Sperm, which is a truly magnificent piece of crack.

Even Time Lord sperm can't actually run. )
Title: Silent, Repetitive Wounds
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: Teen (drunk, naked Doctor, though not entirely at the same time)
Disclaimer: Very much not mine, but I might sort of lay claim to the cuddles.
Characters/Pairing: Ten, Donna
Word Count: ~5600
Summary: After Midnight, he's feeling shattered and uncertain, too uncertain to go to Donna and explain how it felt.
Author's Notes: I'm pretty sure I haven't done this before, so I'm a little very nervous, but my muse ambushed me with this quite recently, and so this fic is for a lovely friend with a September birthday whom I've gotten to know through our mutual love of Doctor/Donna. That description fits more than one person, so, ladies, I hope you all enjoy--I wouldn't have tried writing D/D without all of you!

A/N II: I'm assuming they didn't discuss much between the hug and when we see them again at the table. I was telling [livejournal.com profile] serenityslady a few weeks ago that Midnight made me a bit sad I had trouble writing D/D, because it's such a great jumping-off point for a lot of possible stories and I love the two of them together, and I guess my brain started subconsciously churning away on the general idea.


He was trembling as they stood up from the table )
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) Ood by jordansavas)
Title: Whispers from a Black Hole: If
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: All Ages
Characters: Ten, Face of Boe
Disclaimer: Not mine. I think the Doctor is okay with this arrangement.
Word Count: ~500
Summary: Boe speaks the impossible, what he wants and doesn't want, fears and loves.
Author's Note: No, the dialogue is not fully reproduced. Part of an idea originated in this fic. I think I actually wrote this third (and finished it second, not sure?), but it made a little more sense to post it second. Not that anything about Who is required to make sense!

He had not sought to live beyond the end, either )
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) School Reunion by kumiko_ga)
Title: That's My Jumper, Thief!
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: All Ages (but a couple of mild swear words)
Disclaimer: Nine belongs to the BBC. I don't know who lays claim to the ferret.
Word Count: ~1900
Summary: Nine's getting dressed, but a cheeky mammal has other plans for part of his wardrobe. And it has an ally.
Author's Notes: [livejournal.com profile] fogsblue gave me this plot kitten sometime last year. At least, I think it was her--my file doesn't say! At any rate, crack incoming, hopefully. Oneshot.

He could make out his green jumper, next to something small and furry-looking )
eloriekam: (Mist catnip)
Another fic I originally wrote and posted somewhere else: here specifically, largely because I didn't want my journal to be crack-filled. Alas, I think that time is long past. ;-)


Title: Essential Upgrades
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Characters: Cybermen, random unnamed fans, any male characters in Doctor Who.
Rating: Ehh, best be Adult.
Warning: References to male/male pairings, orgies, and much crack. A few references to male anatomy and various 'results' of sex. Nothing is off limits from being 'cracked' in here.
Disclaimer: Doctor Who is not mine. This is probably a good thing, considering how much crack is coming out of my brain these days. At least I haven't blatantly stomped on any fixed points recently, I don't think.
Author's Notes: That sound you're hearing, the cracking? That's not Yvonne Hartman's window. That's the fourth wall, shattering. A lot. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] fogsblue for letting me briefly reference the Spare Parts. No fans were harmed in the writing of this story and any resemblance to actual fans is probably a result of you taking this too seriously, so don't! Also, at 3:19 am, it apparently takes me a while to figure out how to spell 'respiratory'. Originally written and posted in July 2012, back when I could actually stay up crazy late.

Being nipped by a plot kitten at 2 am is a dangerous thing )
eloriekam: (headdesk by colonel_jack)
This fic was originally posted here under a different title. I'm not totally sure I want to admit to this much crack on my own journal, but I also think that ship has pretty much sailed.

Title: Sizes and Erogenous Zones
Author:[personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: Teen
Characters: K-9, one Dalek, one Cyberman
Disclaimer: The following should make it abundantly clear I don't own Doctor Who, for which we can all be thankful. Various cool people invented K-9, the Daleks, and the Cybermen. Not responsible for any damage caused by the reading of this fic.
Summary: K-9 is comparing sucker size with a Dalek and there's a Cyberman at K-9's tail. We probably don't want to know any more.
Warnings: Crack. Lots of crack. Threesome? Someone not me will have to verify if the innuendo is present or just in my pepperoni pizza-addled head (I just ate a whole 12-inch). Originally written October 2011 in response to a challenge pic at [livejournal.com profile] bad_wolf_rising.

You probably don't want to know any more, but if you do, right this way )
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) Ood by jordansavas)
Title: Double Pain, Bound Hearts (4/4)
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Pairing: Ten/Jack
Rating: Teen/PG-13
Warnings/Spoilers: A few references to "Utopia"; Doctor whump
Disclaimer: Not mine, and I'm just taking them for a spin, and will return them, perhaps slightly battered.
Word Count: ~3900
Summary: Everyone was on the wrong side of the law this time because they couldn't let something stand. Vigilantes meet vigilantes for vengeance.
Author's Notes: Written from the 'Law' challenge during Amnesty 2012 for [livejournal.com profile] wintercompanion (2nd fic I wrote for challenge). Set after Last of the Time Lords and before Partners in Crime.

A comfortable pillow was tugged under his head, then a broad familiar hand stroked his hair, moving the floppy strands back from his forehead. )
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) Ood by jordansavas)
Title: Double Pain, Bound Hearts (3/4)
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Pairing: Ten/Jack
Rating: Teen/PG-13
Warnings/Spoilers: A few references to "Utopia"; Doctor whump
Disclaimer: Not mine, and I'm just taking them for a spin, and will return them, perhaps slightly battered.
Word Count: ~2000
Summary: Everyone was on the wrong side of the law this time because they couldn't let something stand. Vigilantes meet vigilantes for vengeance.
Author's Notes: Written from the 'Law' challenge during Amnesty 2012 for [livejournal.com profile] wintercompanion (2nd fic I wrote for challenge). Set after Last of the Time Lords and before Partners in Crime.

'I don't want to wake up in here again, Jack.' He drew a long breath and twisted his head restlessly from side to side. 'I... don't.'  )
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) Ood by jordansavas)
Title: Double Pain, Bound Hearts (2/4)
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Pairing: Ten/Jack
Rating: Teen/PG-13
Warnings/Spoilers: A few references to "Utopia"; Doctor whump
Disclaimer: Not mine, and I'm just taking them for a spin, and will return them, perhaps slightly battered.
Word Count: ~2600
Summary: Everyone was on the wrong side of the law this time because they couldn't let something stand. Vigilantes meet vigilantes for vengeance.
Author's Notes: Written from the 'Law' challenge during Amnesty 2012 for [livejournal.com profile] wintercompanion (2nd fic I wrote for challenge). Set after Last of the Time Lords and before Partners in Crime.

Jack stood, reaching for the railing... )
Title: Giggles and Breakfast
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating:Teen
Pairing: Ten/Jack
Spoilers/warnings: N/A
Summary: The Doctor gets loopy. Jack spoils him.
Author's Notes: Thanks very much to [livejournal.com profile] magic_7_words for agreeing to beta on short notice! This was written for the Spring Gift Exchange at [livejournal.com profile] wintercompanion for [livejournal.com profile] fortisgreen, only as usual I'm quite behind on posting it to my personal journal! Oneshot.

The Doctor giggled... )
Title: Double Pain, Bound Hearts (1/4)
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Pairing: Ten/Jack
Rating: Teen/PG-13
Warnings/Spoilers: A few references to "Utopia"; Doctor whump
Disclaimer: Not mine, and I'm just taking them for a spin, and will return them, perhaps slightly battered.
Word Count: ~4,400
Summary: Everyone was on the wrong side of the law this time because they couldn't let something stand. Vigilantes meet vigilantes for vengeance.
Author's Notes: Written from the 'Law' challenge during Amnesty 2012 for [livejournal.com profile] wintercompanion (2nd fic I wrote for challenge). Set after Last of the Time Lords and before Partners in Crime. Doctor whump in this chapter and angst, hurt/comfort should be along in the second chapter. fogsblue> and I were virtually squishing each other during the writing of most of this story!

It took the Doctor a moment to remember why his head ached... )
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) Ood by jordansavas)
Title: Whispers from a Black Hole: Bright
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: Teen
Disclaimer: I promise to return Ten to the BBC with only slight damage.
Word Count: 4700
Author's Notes: This fic is from ages ago. Ages. Seriously. Like, a thousand years internet time or something. It might even be my first DW fic kitten--I'm not sure. I was squeeing about something or other on someone's journal, I think... *does some research*, yep on [livejournal.com profile] who_in_whoville's LJ and I was talking to [livejournal.com profile] laialda. Somehow, my brain went, "oooh, let's do this with Ten and Jenny because telepathy!" Then, when I went to write it, my muse demanded more context, so before I knew it, I was following Ten's disjointed thoughts through the whole thing. And Ten can be pretty disjointed even without the snarky muse stops and starts.
Spoilers for and dialogue from The Doctor's Daughter; very strong hints at Journey's End events.

New and different, resolving oh so fast. )
I do not need more t-shirts even if they're cool companion designs, I do not need more t-shirts, I do not, nope, not me, really, I don't, I don't...

And here we have the sound of elorie's resolve rapidly crumbling. :P

*shakes fist at teefury*
eloriekam: (A/R RS1 by phlourishicons)
Mentions of Star Trek, Politician's Husband, the Hobbit movies, The X-Files, and Doctor Who.
Spoilers for Star Trek, possible for older series/movies )
Unless you have a no-WIP rule (Chapter 1/? posted) or you can't stand the character of Peter Carlisle (in which case I prescribe googling 'David Tennant ice cream cone'), go here and enjoy yourself. Blackpool/Doctor Who crossover, Peter/Donna. I've been (virtually) hopping around like a goof for months waiting to read about this fic since I first heard about its possible existence, and that tends to carry the risk of the buildup being better than the fic. Chapter 1 did not disappoint. :)
Check out the one teefury has for the next several hours. Heehee. http://www.teefury.com/
http://www.qwertee.com/ for the next 23 hours. No characters (well, sort of no characters), but lots of accessories. ;)

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