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Title: How Ferns Do It
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: Um, I don't even. Teen, I suppose.
Pairing: Two houseplants of what is hopefully ambiguous gender and sex (I checked for androgynous names).
Word count: ~600
Warnings: Crack. Um, yep, all of it. Please remove food and drink from the area of this fic.
Author's Notes: BWR chat (again). That is all. Also, after you read this, could you please give me, like, 60 minutes head start before you call the people in white coats? ;) This is in the same universe as this crazy fic.

Look at those crowns, my lovelies! )
eloriekam: (headdesk by colonel_jack)
Title: So a Fern and a Pine are Sunning Themselves...
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: Um, I don't even. Teen, I suppose.
Pairing: Two houseplants of what is hopefully ambiguous gender and sex (I checked for androgynous names).
Word count: ~600
Warnings: Crack. Um, yep, all of it.
Author's Notes: BWR chat. That is all. Also, after you read this, could you please give me, like, 60 minutes (or more if you really liked it) head start before you call the people in white coats? ;)

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to do what humans do? )

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