I really should post the fic with Ten and Peri, since it's been sitting for a while, but instead:

Title: Wordless Conversation
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: Very much not mine, but I occasionally dream of laying claim to those long fingers.
Characters/Pairing: Ten/Donna
Word Count: ~1600
Summary: He's losing himself in her, and she loses herself in him.
Author's Notes: Follow-up to 'Silent, Repetitive Wounds' (Dreamwidth), set in the last sentence of that fic. Plot kitten courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] starseeker32's curiosity about a phrase at the end. And Catherine Tate, why are your facial freckles so hard to find?? First time writing anything resembling explicit het. If you're on my f-flist, you may or may not know that it's a subject I've recently come to find almost unbearably awkward to the point of squickiness. [livejournal.com profile] dtstrainers, your Peter/Donna helped me feel less uncomfortable about explicit het, so thank you. :)
Should D/D not be your thing, please kindly keep scrolling.

Whatever Donna had been expecting, this wasn't it )
eloriekam: (headdesk by colonel_jack)
And then come back and talk to me about who to blame for the shutdown.

I sincerely hope that everyone outside the US woke up to their respective country's news outlets mocking our government, somewhere between actual news and natterings about reality stars breaking up with each other. Or possibly the weather. "In other news, folks, check out the massive jet stream of extremely hot air passing over the eastern seaboard of the United States. Canada is fervently hoping that it blows out to sea before reaching them."

Let me also take this opportunity to point out that a freshman Representative sent a letter to the Speaker of the House (line of succession: President, Vice President, Speaker of the House) telling him to defund the ACA and that letter was cosigned by representatives accounting for 18% of the US population. They were elected by 12% of the US population.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to try to find a cartoon of the US Congress showing them as two year olds. Also whether or not some websites are still running. (Our National Park Service websites are down.)
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) School Reunion by kumiko_ga)
Well, this could certainly make a novel reason for not being productive:

"Sorry, but my pages exploded about David Tennant's hair extensions for Richard II, and I got a little distracted."

I don't think I'll actually mention that to anyone offline, though. And now I think I'll do some of that 'work' stuff.
Title: A Life not Jaded
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: Teen
Warnings: Strongly implied whump, imagery may be bothersome.
Characters: The Doctor, companion (Ten & Donna intended, read as you like)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Since he found it he thought it was lovely, but now they both need it.
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: Written for the perfect drabble challenge 'Green' on [livejournal.com profile] who_contest. First time doing a drabble (so I checked the word count about ten times), and I believe my first time writing from a one word challenge or prompt. Those who dislike commas may not like this drabble.

Now he knows it )
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) Ood by jordansavas)
Title: New Face, Old Ghosts, Vast Wardrobe (3/3)
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: Teen
Characters: Twelve, Clara (SPOILERS for Twelve casting)
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money.
Summary: He's still not much good after regenerating, but he might be better at picking what this face will usually wear... assuming he can get over the shock of his face, and avoid some garments he hasn't seen for a few bodies, and doesn't want to see again.
Word Count: 2100
Author's Notes: I'm still not sure why I keep getting the urge to write Twelve, but this scene is also one I think we as fans kind of expect (though it did go on for a while--sorry about that, but they kept going on and on), and I'm not sure we'll get that scene. The foreign phrases were obtained with Google Translate and Freelang. And I'm posting this before I completely lose my nerve. In this chapter, Twelve and Clara snark at each other during the wardrobe ritual.

Part 1: Dreamwidth/LiveJournal
Part 2: Dreamwidth/LiveJournal

So, Doctor, what exactly happens when I have to climb up behind you in order to escape something? )
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) Ood by jordansavas)
Title: New Face, Old Ghosts, Vast Wardrobe (2/3)
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: Teen
Characters: Twelve, Clara (SPOILERS for Twelve casting)
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money.
Summary: He's still not much good after regenerating, but he might be better at picking what this face will usually wear... assuming he can get over the shock of his face, and avoid some garments he hasn't seen for a few bodies, and doesn't want to see again.
Word Count: 1815
Author's Notes: I'm still not sure why I keep getting the urge to write Twelve, but the second scene here is one I think we as fans kind of expect (though it did go on for a while--sorry about that, but they kept going on and on), and I'm not sure we'll get that scene. The foreign phrases were obtained with Google Translate and Freelang. And I'm posting this before I completely lose my nerve. There's some Oncoming Storm in this chapter--he just showed up and wouldn't go away. There also classic series references-enjoy. ;-)

Part 1: Dreamwidth/LiveJournal

Are you worried I'm going to stop calling you Sexy if I see my face? )
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) Ood by jordansavas)
Title: New Face, Old Ghosts, Vast Wardrobe (1/3)
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: Teen
Characters: Twelve, Clara
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money.
Summary: He's still not much good after regenerating, but he might be better at picking what this face will usually wear... assuming he can get over the shock of his face, and avoid some garments he hasn't seen for a few bodies, and doesn't want to see again.
Word Count: 730
Author's Notes: I'm still not sure why I keep getting the urge to write Twelve, but the second scene here is one I think we as fans kind of expect (though it did go on for a while--sorry about that, but they kept going on and on), and I'm not sure we'll get that scene. The foreign phrases (Ch. 3) were obtained with Google Translate and Freelang. And I'm posting this before I completely lose my nerve.

Could you possibly heckle me later, please? )
eloriekam: (Mist catnip)
I keep meaning to learn these things, but... time, what time? I also recently tried to ponder the potential usefulness of learning languages by listening to tapes in one's sleep (thanks, fantasy author :P ), but just got a headache over it. Anyway, I was trying to find some .mp3 or other format audio files that I could get for free to try it out, and found this page:
http://www.openculture.com/freelanguagelessons

It has 46 languages linked.

*points to icon*

The thing is that I used to be very, very good at classroom French--good enough to translate immediately between English and French, without thinking consciously about which language I'd heard the words in (and I can't believe I still remember that since it's been 15 years, but my French teacher was so pleased, and so was I, honestly), but since I finished high school I've been getting more and more monolingual, which I don't like.

Anyway, it's fun to think about which one to try to tackle first. :)
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) School Reunion by kumiko_ga)
There are (still) female Time Lords!

I forgot to take a screencap, but I was on weather.com, seeing how much longer we can expect it to keep on chucking it down today (forever, basically, they weren't kidding about the late season surge and rain is parked over us), and saw this:

Tropical Storm Gabrielle Regenerates Overnight

So there, question answered. And she's even an oncoming storm, because the next headline was that she's stronger than estimated.
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) School Reunion by kumiko_ga)
Here it be, KK! *glomps*

Title: Sentient Swimmers
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: The crack herein should make it clear it's not mine. Then again....
Characters: The Doctor, human female
Word Count: ~400
Summary: Swimming in the current is a great substitute for running... and during lovemaking that's exactly what happens with the Doctor.
Author's Notes: I forgot write down how I got this idea when I was in the [livejournal.com profile] bad_wolf_rising chatroom last December, but apparently it was pretty funny then and I hope it still is now! If you were in chat on Dec. 8, 2012, you may recognize a few lines.... and I might be supposed to blame you for this. ;) Crack, snort warning, and/or choking hazard advisories may apply.
If you enjoy this and Doctor/Rose, I recommend [livejournal.com profile] kelkat9's story The Oncoming Sperm, which is a truly magnificent piece of crack.

Even Time Lord sperm can't actually run. )
Title: Silent, Repetitive Wounds
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: Teen (drunk, naked Doctor, though not entirely at the same time)
Disclaimer: Very much not mine, but I might sort of lay claim to the cuddles.
Characters/Pairing: Ten, Donna
Word Count: ~5600
Summary: After Midnight, he's feeling shattered and uncertain, too uncertain to go to Donna and explain how it felt.
Author's Notes: I'm pretty sure I haven't done this before, so I'm a little very nervous, but my muse ambushed me with this quite recently, and so this fic is for a lovely friend with a September birthday whom I've gotten to know through our mutual love of Doctor/Donna. That description fits more than one person, so, ladies, I hope you all enjoy--I wouldn't have tried writing D/D without all of you!

A/N II: I'm assuming they didn't discuss much between the hug and when we see them again at the table. I was telling [livejournal.com profile] serenityslady a few weeks ago that Midnight made me a bit sad I had trouble writing D/D, because it's such a great jumping-off point for a lot of possible stories and I love the two of them together, and I guess my brain started subconsciously churning away on the general idea.


He was trembling as they stood up from the table )
eloriekam: (headdesk by colonel_jack)
I just realized that the LJ 'friends feed' has been in beta-testing or whatever for about 10 months now. If it goes on another eight weeks, it will have been a year since it became available, and I think slightly less since that message started showing up at the top of our screens.

WTH, LJ? I'm not sure if they forgot about it or are just terrorizing us with another change they'll make at some point to be determined by Frank the Goat (or his evil clone).
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) Ood by jordansavas)
Title: Whispers from a Black Hole: If
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: All Ages
Characters: Ten, Face of Boe
Disclaimer: Not mine. I think the Doctor is okay with this arrangement.
Word Count: ~500
Summary: Boe speaks the impossible, what he wants and doesn't want, fears and loves.
Author's Note: No, the dialogue is not fully reproduced. Part of an idea originated in this fic. I think I actually wrote this third (and finished it second, not sure?), but it made a little more sense to post it second. Not that anything about Who is required to make sense!

He had not sought to live beyond the end, either )
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) School Reunion by kumiko_ga)
I was reading my textbook on Friday and found this gem of a sentence:

"Simple lubrication was also employed by the ancients to reduce friction."

Simple lubrication. Haaaaa. To reduce friction.

I'm only sort of kidding when I say I picked my field for the innuendo.
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) School Reunion by kumiko_ga)
Title: That's My Jumper, Thief!
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: All Ages (but a couple of mild swear words)
Disclaimer: Nine belongs to the BBC. I don't know who lays claim to the ferret.
Word Count: ~1900
Summary: Nine's getting dressed, but a cheeky mammal has other plans for part of his wardrobe. And it has an ally.
Author's Notes: [livejournal.com profile] fogsblue gave me this plot kitten sometime last year. At least, I think it was her--my file doesn't say! At any rate, crack incoming, hopefully. Oneshot.

He could make out his green jumper, next to something small and furry-looking )
eloriekam: (Mist catnip)
Another fic I originally wrote and posted somewhere else: here specifically, largely because I didn't want my journal to be crack-filled. Alas, I think that time is long past. ;-)


Title: Essential Upgrades
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Characters: Cybermen, random unnamed fans, any male characters in Doctor Who.
Rating: Ehh, best be Adult.
Warning: References to male/male pairings, orgies, and much crack. A few references to male anatomy and various 'results' of sex. Nothing is off limits from being 'cracked' in here.
Disclaimer: Doctor Who is not mine. This is probably a good thing, considering how much crack is coming out of my brain these days. At least I haven't blatantly stomped on any fixed points recently, I don't think.
Author's Notes: That sound you're hearing, the cracking? That's not Yvonne Hartman's window. That's the fourth wall, shattering. A lot. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] fogsblue for letting me briefly reference the Spare Parts. No fans were harmed in the writing of this story and any resemblance to actual fans is probably a result of you taking this too seriously, so don't! Also, at 3:19 am, it apparently takes me a while to figure out how to spell 'respiratory'. Originally written and posted in July 2012, back when I could actually stay up crazy late.

Being nipped by a plot kitten at 2 am is a dangerous thing )
eloriekam: (headdesk by colonel_jack)
This fic was originally posted here under a different title. I'm not totally sure I want to admit to this much crack on my own journal, but I also think that ship has pretty much sailed.

Title: Sizes and Erogenous Zones
Author:[personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: Teen
Characters: K-9, one Dalek, one Cyberman
Disclaimer: The following should make it abundantly clear I don't own Doctor Who, for which we can all be thankful. Various cool people invented K-9, the Daleks, and the Cybermen. Not responsible for any damage caused by the reading of this fic.
Summary: K-9 is comparing sucker size with a Dalek and there's a Cyberman at K-9's tail. We probably don't want to know any more.
Warnings: Crack. Lots of crack. Threesome? Someone not me will have to verify if the innuendo is present or just in my pepperoni pizza-addled head (I just ate a whole 12-inch). Originally written October 2011 in response to a challenge pic at [livejournal.com profile] bad_wolf_rising.

You probably don't want to know any more, but if you do, right this way )
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) Ood by jordansavas)
Title: Double Pain, Bound Hearts (4/4)
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Pairing: Ten/Jack
Rating: Teen/PG-13
Warnings/Spoilers: A few references to "Utopia"; Doctor whump
Disclaimer: Not mine, and I'm just taking them for a spin, and will return them, perhaps slightly battered.
Word Count: ~3900
Summary: Everyone was on the wrong side of the law this time because they couldn't let something stand. Vigilantes meet vigilantes for vengeance.
Author's Notes: Written from the 'Law' challenge during Amnesty 2012 for [livejournal.com profile] wintercompanion (2nd fic I wrote for challenge). Set after Last of the Time Lords and before Partners in Crime.

A comfortable pillow was tugged under his head, then a broad familiar hand stroked his hair, moving the floppy strands back from his forehead. )
eloriekam: (Doctor (Ten) Ood by jordansavas)
Title: Double Pain, Bound Hearts (3/4)
Author: [personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Pairing: Ten/Jack
Rating: Teen/PG-13
Warnings/Spoilers: A few references to "Utopia"; Doctor whump
Disclaimer: Not mine, and I'm just taking them for a spin, and will return them, perhaps slightly battered.
Word Count: ~2000
Summary: Everyone was on the wrong side of the law this time because they couldn't let something stand. Vigilantes meet vigilantes for vengeance.
Author's Notes: Written from the 'Law' challenge during Amnesty 2012 for [livejournal.com profile] wintercompanion (2nd fic I wrote for challenge). Set after Last of the Time Lords and before Partners in Crime.

'I don't want to wake up in here again, Jack.' He drew a long breath and twisted his head restlessly from side to side. 'I... don't.'  )

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