eloriekam: (headdesk by colonel_jack)
This fic was originally posted here under a different title. I'm not totally sure I want to admit to this much crack on my own journal, but I also think that ship has pretty much sailed.

Title: Sizes and Erogenous Zones
Author:[personal profile] eloriekam/[livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: Teen
Characters: K-9, one Dalek, one Cyberman
Disclaimer: The following should make it abundantly clear I don't own Doctor Who, for which we can all be thankful. Various cool people invented K-9, the Daleks, and the Cybermen. Not responsible for any damage caused by the reading of this fic.
Summary: K-9 is comparing sucker size with a Dalek and there's a Cyberman at K-9's tail. We probably don't want to know any more.
Warnings: Crack. Lots of crack. Threesome? Someone not me will have to verify if the innuendo is present or just in my pepperoni pizza-addled head (I just ate a whole 12-inch). Originally written October 2011 in response to a challenge pic at [livejournal.com profile] bad_wolf_rising.

You probably don't want to know any more, but if you do, right this way )
Title: Secret Weapons
Author: [livejournal.com profile] eloriekam
Rating: Teen for suggested relationships & sexual scenes
Disclaimer: Not mine. I suspect all the characters are grateful for this.
Word Count: 938
Author’s Notes: So [livejournal.com profile] yumimum and [livejournal.com profile] fogsblue were talking on yumi's LJ a while back, and in this subthread she said something about Daleks, hugging, and the next step. I claimed to be scarred for life, and promptly noted down the relevant comment and the URL for later, so I would know who to blame later when the inevitable plot kitten came bouncing up to me. Also, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] callistawolf for sending me to to a knitting site so that hopefully I don't sound like a total idiot for those parts.

They had to crack the Doctor's hug code )

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