Fic (no fandom): How Ferns Do It
Mar. 18th, 2015 04:43 pmTitle: How Ferns Do It
Author:
eloriekam/
eloriekam
Rating: Um, I don't even. Teen, I suppose.
Pairing: Two houseplants of what is hopefully ambiguous gender and sex (I checked for androgynous names).
Word count: ~600
Warnings: Crack. Um, yep, all of it. Please remove food and drink from the area of this fic.
Author's Notes: BWR chat (again). That is all. Also, after you read this, could you please give me, like, 60 minutes head start before you call the people in white coats? ;) This is in the same universe as this crazy fic.
( Look at those crowns, my lovelies! )
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Rating: Um, I don't even. Teen, I suppose.
Pairing: Two houseplants of what is hopefully ambiguous gender and sex (I checked for androgynous names).
Word count: ~600
Warnings: Crack. Um, yep, all of it. Please remove food and drink from the area of this fic.
Author's Notes: BWR chat (again). That is all. Also, after you read this, could you please give me, like, 60 minutes head start before you call the people in white coats? ;) This is in the same universe as this crazy fic.
( Look at those crowns, my lovelies! )