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This fic was originally posted here under a different title. I'm not totally sure I want to admit to this much crack on my own journal, but I also think that ship has pretty much sailed.

Title: Sizes and Erogenous Zones
Author:

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Rating: Teen
Characters: K-9, one Dalek, one Cyberman
Disclaimer: The following should make it abundantly clear I don't own Doctor Who, for which we can all be thankful. Various cool people invented K-9, the Daleks, and the Cybermen. Not responsible for any damage caused by the reading of this fic.
Summary: K-9 is comparing sucker size with a Dalek and there's a Cyberman at K-9's tail. We probably don't want to know any more.
Warnings: Crack. Lots of crack. Threesome? Someone not me will have to verify if the innuendo is present or just in my pepperoni pizza-addled head (I just ate a whole 12-inch). Originally written October 2011 in response to a challenge pic at